The Nut Posts 132.1, The Only Team To Break 130

Isaiah Likely went for 20.9, his third 20-point start of the year as the league's top tight end, and Finding Nico squeaked home 99.24-91.36 in the only game all week decided by under ten. Whole team bums got 26.96 from Tyler Shough and 22.7 from Bhayshul Tuten and still came up 7.88 short, which is a fourth straight loss built on a Colts defense that handed them two points. Ladd McConkey's 2.2 did not help the cause.

Three straight wins for Freaking Maye Out, and this one came with an 88.64 that would have lost to nine of the other thirteen teams. The Jaguars defense they claimed this week started and scored minus one, while Tre Tucker put up 24.2 on the bench after being added the same day — 27.36 left behind, the most of anyone. Bayou Bengals got 20.2 from fresh waiver claim Germie Bernard and not much else, with Omarion Hampton turning in 5.9 in a sixth straight start without a 20.

Mighty Mouse had the week's cruelest afternoon: 98.8 scored, 117.0 available, and the one loser all week whose best lineup takes it. C.J. Stroud's 25.98 and DeVonta Smith's 17.0 watched from the bench while Bijan Robinson, the league's RB3, managed 6.3 and missed his projection by 18.83. SS Minnow Johnson just kept doing the normal thing — 21.4 from Jaxon Smith-Njigba, his fifth 20-point start in six weeks as the league's leading receiver, plus 18 from Chris Boswell, a kicker outscoring four entire starting lineups' worth of effort.

House rules everywhere and nobody got rich: TB12 Method blocked James Cook III and his 22.8 out of ThrillHouse's week, ThrillHouse blocked Puka Nacua and his 11.0 out of TB12's, and ThrillHouse won by 35.98 regardless. Malik Nabers went for 26.5, his third straight week over 22 and his third 20-point start in a row. TB12 Method scored a season-low 58.1 with the league's No. 1 quarterback in Josh Allen starting, which should be impossible and somehow wasn't.

Nothing on the bench, 132.1 on the board, and a 13-0 record against the rest of the league — The Nut's week was flawless and their best player was Michael Penix Jr., grabbed off free agency this week for 23.1. Kyle Pitts Sr. added 20.5 from a 6.25 projection, also a recent pickup, so the whole top of the lineup arrived by mail. Heaven on Earth Massage Parlor got 21.52 from Kirk Cousins and 20.1 from Jonathan Taylor, then watched their receiver spots produce 8.1 total in a third straight loss, with Cam Skattebo posting a zero to cap three dismal weeks.

Kenneth Walker III went for 28.9, his fourth 20-point game in four starts as the league's RB2, and Wilszn is 6-0 with the only unbeaten record left. Downs-yndrome scored a season-low 56.46, their third straight loss, and got 13.8 from Ashton Jeanty as the high-water mark. Brandon Aubrey scored one point and Juwan Johnson scored none, so the kicker and tight end combined for a single point.

Christian McCaffrey's 26.2 led The Goff-Father to a season-high 118.82 and a 64.74-point win, their biggest number of the year arriving with a 12-1 all-play attached. KuthaFighters went the other direction entirely: 54.08, the lowest score any team has posted this season, and 0-13 against the field. Derrick Henry had three 20-point starts in his first five and chose this week for 4.5, while Davante Adams put up 5.4 — that's two of the league's best doing a combined 9.9.